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The Golden Gang

Professionally trained bird dogs. Amateur couch thieves.

The pedigrees and health clearances live on Our Dogs. This page is the other half of the story: what life actually looks like with four dark red goldens in the house and a litter underfoot.

All four goldens sprawled across a king bed on a patchwork quilt
Four goldens, one king bed, zero room for the people who paid for it.

Mama Tally and her very first litter, out for a lap of the yard. Hit play.

Tally, Shony, Bree and Angus sitting on a bench under a Merry Christmas sign

Four goldens, one bench, everybody sitting. Took about forty tries, and somebody on the end still blinked.

Tally lying on the sidewalk behind a hosta, in color against a black-and-white yard

Mama Tally. Three litters, about forty puppies, and she still runs the place.

Tally in a polka-dot party hat next to a Happy Birthday sign

Tally's birthday. She tolerated the hat for exactly one photo.

Four dark red goldens sitting politely next to a stick vacuum

Family portrait with the hardest-working member of the household. It eats a fifth golden's worth of hair every week.

Angus trotting up the driveway carrying two stolen plush toys

Angus on a supply run: the neighbors' toys, two at a time. Retriever's gonna retrieve.

Angus lounging in a leather recliner with his paws on the armrest

Lisa's little man, Angus. "Little" is doing a lot of work there.

Terry in a recliner buried under three puppies

Lisa says he holds them too much. Bree and Shony grew up daddy's girls, so it worked.

Lisa hugging a puppy in a shirt about golden retrievers

Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a golden retriever. Lisa wears the shirt, and she means it.

Shony asleep belly-up on a leopard-print blanket

Shony's professional napping technique: belly up, teeth out, zero shame.

Two vet techs holding a whole litter of eight puppies

Checkup day. Eight puppies, two vet techs. The techs never stood a chance.

Shony peering down over the top step of the stairs

Supervising from the top of the stairs. Mostly judging.

Angus lying in deep fresh snow in a wooded yard

Angus, snowbound by choice. Minnesota winter is just a bigger bed.

Four goldens wearing holiday bandanas

Holiday bandanas. Stayed on for exactly as long as it took to snap this.

Three wet goldens packed into a bathtub, one drinking from the faucet

Bath time. Two are plotting an escape. One found the drinking fountain.

Puppy Bree lounging belly-up in a truck's center consoleGrown-up Bree riding shotgun in the truck

Then: Bree's first truck ride. She claimed the center console and never looked back.

Now: Dad's full-time copilot. She has opinions about his lane changes.

Angus and Tally lying in a blue kiddie pool

Angus and Tally, cooling off. One kiddie pool, two field dogs, and not an inch to spare.

Puppy wearing a striped necktie

Dressed for the interview. He'd like to discuss your references.

Four puppies peeking out of a green picnic basket on the grass

Basket o' puppies. Some assembly required, escape attempt already in progress.

Young puppy asleep in the crook of Terry's arm

Lisa says Terry holds the puppies way too much. Exhibit A.

Lisa kissing a puppy outdoors

Daily puppy kisses. Mandatory and non-negotiable.

Shony napping by the window with curly bedhead

Thirty feet off a dock all summer. The rest of the time, this. Curly bedhead included.

Tally standing alert in deep snow among the trees, tail up

Tally on the hunt. Retired from puppies, not from birds.

Two puppies peeking out of tall weeds

Field dogs in training. Lesson one: hide in the tall grass.

Puppy winking while being held

Caught mid-wink. Already working the room.

Bree cheek to cheek with a baby sibling raising a paw

Big sister Bree, showing off the newest model. Little one's already waving at the fans.

Puppy asleep wrapped in a pink paw-print blanket

Puppy burrito. Do not disturb.

Two young puppies asleep on Terry's chest

Nap shift. Dad is the bed.

Happy open-mouthed puppy held by Lisa

This is what a puppy raised underfoot looks like.

Puppy with a green bow climbing a camp chair

Green bow, red chair, zero patience for photo shoots.

Two adult goldens watching Terry hold a puppy

The grown-ups supervising, making sure Dad's doing it right.

Close-up of a puppy's soulful eyes

The look that gets an extra cookie. Every. Time.

Puppy looking out from the puppy pen

Awaiting his parole hearing from the puppy pen.

Serious-looking puppy held up by Lisa

The serious face. Don't buy it for a second.

Puppy headshot with a green collar

Headshot day. Nailed it in one take.

Newborn puppy asleep in a towel

Fresh out of the bath and out cold.

Puppy in a pink collar looking over her shoulder

Pink-collar girl, checking whether you brought snacks.

Puppy resting on a plaid flannel shoulder

Plaid shoulder. Best seat in the house.

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